An Oiled Up, Muscular Back is Always Gonna be a Mood

OK, we need to be honest here: We hope you've been having a great day, but ours has been completely derailed by the brilliantly sculptural, deeply seductive moment that is this photograph of Madrid-based model Alexander.

The way the light hits every well-earned curve and the shadows emphasize each divine valley between them... It's truly giving masterpiece. It's giving 'David who?' (No shade at all to Michaelangelo, it's just... Look at the material!)

And then, as if all that gorgeousness wasn't enough, Alexander unzipped his pants and let them fall... All for us! Well, for brilliant photographer Erick Monterrosa, whose work is always gloriously horny and beautiful. What a time to be alive!

We had a fun moment of laugh-out-loud relief from being completely awestruck when we read the comment "May your pants fall off" because that guy gets it.

You urgently need to scroll down to see more of Alexander's soft, natural curls that look perfect to run your hands through and pull; to admire his breathtakingly defined abs, his incredible bulge, and perky cheeks... there's nothing about his man that doesn't make us want him.